The car has a lot of bird crap on it.

"NKato" (NKato) 12/19/2018 at 21:26 • Filed to: None

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Apartment management won’t reassign my parking space to a place where the balconies aren’t directly above my car. Going to be taking it to the Brown Bear after work (at 3AM) to clean off the guano.

I need to figure out a solution. Car cover, probably, but it’ll need to allow the windshield parking sticker to be visible.

Any ideas? 

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > NKato 12/19/2018 at 21:35

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A cover with a cut out for the sticker?

Shoot the birds?

Blow up the balconies?

Die-Trying > NKato 12/19/2018 at 21:36

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but what are you going to do with a bird crap covered cover?....... be a bit of a mess to handle and store.....

CB > NKato 12/19/2018 at 21:38

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Put breadcrumbs near someone else’s car on the other side of the parking lot.

NKato > CB 12/19/2018 at 21:42

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Thing is, they're crapping from the roof of a 3 story building. Hard to fix that. 

NKato > Die-Trying 12/19/2018 at 21:43

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 It would be easier if it worked like a topper, only covering the top half of the car. Less material, still protects against corrosive shit. 

facw > NKato 12/19/2018 at 21:46

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Start trying to attract feral cats and/or hawks?

CB > NKato 12/19/2018 at 21:49

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You asked for ideas.

CB > facw 12/19/2018 at 21:50

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My Australian history tells me that this is an awful idea.

facw > CB 12/19/2018 at 21:52

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NKato > CB 12/19/2018 at 21:57

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Yeah, I'll try it. Just wish the apartment manager was able to reassign spaces. 

arl > NKato 12/19/2018 at 22:03

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Perhaps a move is in order? New apartment? 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > NKato 12/19/2018 at 22:06

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Soory, I have no other solution.

NKato > arl 12/19/2018 at 22:06

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I’d consider it if my income supported living alone, heh. Will see what happens in '19.

cbell04 > NKato 12/19/2018 at 22:07

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Can you access the roof? Maybe even just for a moment? We used random bits of fishing line to keep the birds off the boat. Doesn't take much just loose bits that will flap I'm the wind a bit here and there.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > NKato 12/19/2018 at 22:17

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put these along the ledge where they perch

The last stock SC 5speed > NKato 12/19/2018 at 23:39

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The apartment needs to put some very cheap owl or snake decoys on the roof, and/or the plastic spike deterrents. If they won’t do it for you, like they should,   and you had to buy the decoys it would be a lot cheaper than a cover.  

Your boy, BJR > NKato 12/20/2018 at 00:33

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